2024 - WHERE HAVE YOU GONE? (But tons of memories were made!)   First off, I have to tell you our precious pooch, Maggie, is doing so much better. After a visit to the vet and getting medication, she's back to normal. Oh, and chicken and rice helped, as well. Thank you for your prayers.    It’s almost Christmas, and as you can see from the above photo, Ray and I are rather festive in our holiday t-shirts. We planned to find ugly sweaters on our trip to Goodwill, but when we saw these cute little numbers, we couldn’t resist them.   And while we shopped for our holly-jolly fare, I asked my sweet hubby, “How is it possible that it’s almost Christmas? Where has this year gone? Shouldn’t it be July 4th that we’re celebrating instead?”   Here are the highlights of my (and hubby's) year: The Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl. Will they do it again? I read sixteen books this year. WOW! Top pick: A Million Little Choices by Tamera Alexander – (Hint: the central theme is how the couple handles infidelity). Ray’s cousin in Florida found out that she is cancer-free. Fun time at my 50th Class reunion this summer. Have I really been out of school that long??? Losing two family members and three close friends this year has taught me that life is precious. Make the call, visit, or write a note to someone that pops into your head. Tomorrow may be too late. Last but not least, I have to give a SHOUTOUT to you, my faithful newsletter readers. I love the notes you send me. Thank you for being so loyal each and every month. Wishing you and your family have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS and a Happy New Year!!! December bargain – Rekindled for Christmas Eve - .99 cents through Dec. 31st!    www.amazon.com/dp/B0BD8ZGMZ5 "For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord." Luke 2:11 (KJV) Until next time...   ONE LAST FUNNY FOR 2024: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co-uk3fvneY&authuser=0 Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances “Turning Life Into Comedy” E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com Website and sign up for the newsletter: http://janettafudgemessmer.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/janetta.fudge.messmer Twitter: https://twitter.com/nettiefudge

   

 

EXPANDING MY COMFORT ZONE

(And I lived to tell you about it!)

 
As any of you know, owning a pet is fun and sometimes unpredictable. Right now, Maggie is under the weather. We’re feeding her chicken and rice, but if that formula doesn’t work, we’ll be visiting a vet. Please pray for our precious pooch.
 

 

I’m not going to mention how many days until Christmas, but November is zooming by. Since most of us are running around getting ready for Thanksgiving, I’ve decided to make my offering shorter this month.

WRITING NEWS:
I wrote “THE END” a few days ago on Mouse in Your Pocket. The last chapter took FOREVER. I’m not complaining because my aim is to give my readers a satisfying ending, but I learned a valuable lesson this time.

Don’t, and I repeat, don’t brainstorm with your hubby (or anyone) when you’ve already written 4000+ words on said chapter. When Ray suggested, “It has to be short and sweet,” those seven words changed how I wanted the story to end.

But don’t worry, the 4000+ words are in an Extra Word file. Maybe I’ll use them in a future book. But for now, I’m editing Mouse in Your Pocket and getting it ready to send to my editors. That’s when I find out if it makes sense.

DECEMBER FUNNY (times two):
Since I was using the word fiancé in my newest book, I wanted to make sure I spelled it right. Off to Google, I went. I spoke the word into my phone, and the next thing I hear is, “Beyonce is an American singer and songwriter…”

No, Google, that is not what I asked for. I chuckled and tried again. This time, I got the answer. And if you’re wondering, the spelling for a man is fiancé, and for a woman, it is fiancée.

SECOND FUNNY:
On November 7, I jumped completely out of my comfort zone. But it actually started the week before when I saw an ad for an Improv night at a comedy club in our area. For some strange reason, I said, “Sure, why not.”

I clicked to get tickets. However, the closer the date got, I almost chickened out. I even hoped (and I’m kidding) that there’d be riots in the street because of the election results so that we couldn’t go.

There wasn’t (thank You, Lord), and we went. I have to say that seven-and-a-half years in Toastmasters helped me. During the show, the audience would shout out a word to those of us on stage, and we’d take it from there. I appreciated that the person running it said, “Keep it clean.”

Will I do it again? YOU BET. I had a blast. And who doesn’t need to laugh and/or take a trip out of their comfort zone? I didn’t die, and you won’t either. Next time, though, I’ll have Ray snap some pictures of me making a fool of myself.

I’ll end with fruitcake. You either love or hate it. As you can see, our family enjoys them over the holidays. We spied that WinCo had them the other day, so we bought one. That night (see above photo), we devoured a sizeable piece. And two days later, we went back to the store, bought two more, and froze them. I always say, “Be prepared.”

We’re not sure what we’re doing for Thanksgiving this year, but I pray you and your family have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING and count your many blessings from 2024!

What is a favorite Thanksgiving tradition of yours?

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Until next time…

Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances

“Turning Life Into Comedy”
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TRIALS & TRIUMPHS = FUN (And the story behind the story!)   There’s so much news, I’m not sure my Bootober Newsletter will hold it all. HA! I’ll do my best to fill you in on all the latest happenings. As I mentioned last month, we’re back in Arizona for the winter. And knowing my hubby, pooch, and myself, we always have a story to tell, especially after we decided to leave our RV up in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho. Next summer, we'll pick it up and travel around the area again.   About a week before we headed out to Arizona, I suggested we buy a pop-up to tow behind the Jeep. This way we wouldn’t have to stay in hotels on the way down. Ray agreed, and we found one in Missoula, Montana. After getting sleeping bags and other supplies, we hit the road.   1st Night: It took us less than 18 minutes to set up the trailer. We gloated at our achievement since we’d never owned a pop up before. But after settling in for night, we discovered we’d be braving some chilly temps (mid-40s). Seeing our breath had us rethinking our decision. PS: Had to call the seller to ask how to turn on the lights. Who knew there was second switch? 2nd Night: Setting up the trailer that evening took well over an hour. A rather humbling experience to say the least. Pop-ups are a little trickier than just pulling our Winnebago into a spot. Weather was toastier that night. Side Note: KOA put us in tent site. We parked the trailer in the parking spot. Kind of strange. 3rd Night: We were back to a reasonable time of cranking the puppy up. However, when Ray tried to fill the water tank, we had a mini flood under one of the banquette seats. No, we didn’t call the seller again, but a quick clean up told us all was well.   Lake Powell Horseshoe Bend at sunset 4th and 5th Nights – Page, Arizona: We finally mastered the pop up upper and downer, and you could call us Tom and Terry Tourist while in Page. If you’ve not been there, it’s a must see. And as usual, I’ve attached a few photos for your viewing pleasure (see above).   Chapel of the Holy Cross 6th Night – Sedona, Arizona: Beautiful scenery everywhere we looked. A gorgeous day to see the sites. Our campground almost caused me to spend a night in jail, but we lived through it, and it will be in my next book. Who makes their guests find their spot then go to the office and check in? They did.  7th Night: We’re in our park model for the season. And the pop up is in storage. There you have the Messmer Adventure in a nutshell. And speaking of nuts – yes, we are!!! And that's the story behind the story!!! WRITING NEWS: I told you last month that I was going to a writer's conference. It happened, and all I can say is that I met so many nice folks. Even though I have an outgoing personality, I’m a little shy (yes, it’s hard to believe) when I’m put in situation where I don’t know anyone. But not that weekend. I decided there was no time like the present to be bolder. And it worked. I can’t remember the last time I enjoyed something or laughed as hard as I did those two days. If the Lord and I hadn’t had our discussion beforehand, it may have had a different outcome. Sometimes, we have to put ourselves out there and see what happens. It was pure joy!!!   PS: Before Ray dropped me at the conference, we decided to go to breakfast. On the way, he saw the low tire light on the dash. We got there and sure enough, the right rear tire was low. Went and ate and when we came back out—the tire was completely flat. No worries, we had plenty of time. Ray called for roadside assistance, but then I noticed an Ace Hardware across the parking lot. We went and bought an air compressor and plugs. Thank You, Lord, that I’m married to a mechanic.     Ray aired up the tire, which took a half hour, then he fixed the hole. As you can see by the photo (above) – it was a honking screw that caused the damage. WOW!!!   MORE WRITING NEWS: I received a 5 STAR review on Pigtails and a Tool Belt. I had to share it. The person said, “I loved the guppy, and that Samantha talked to it.” TOO FUN!!! And another story behind the story: I’m at a book event and a lady stops by my table. We chatted, and I told her I was writing Pigtails. She asked, “Does it have a pet like your other ones do?” I had to admit that it did not, but a few days later, while writing a scene, the opportunity to add Goose the guppy came up. I don’t know why I picked a fish, but I’m glad this reader approved! PS: It's still ON SALE for .99 cents!!! OCTOBER FUNNY:   Not to tell any of our deep, dark secrets. But we leave laundry to the last minute. Since I was down to two pairs of underwear, I asked Ray, “Do you need me to do laundry? His quick response cracked me up. “No, I’ll just go Al dente.” After I controlled my laugher, I said, “You do know that’s a way you cook pasta? I think you meant ‘commando.’ People, a reality show is going to show up with their cameras one day and film our antic. HA!!!   Waltzing with a Grease Monkey is on sale for .99 cents. Here’s the blurb about the novella: Penelope Price teaches ballroom dancing. At night, she moonlights as a mechanic alongside her ex-boyfriend, Derek. One day, her two professions collide. Will Harrison waltz into Priceless Dance Studio and steal Penelope’s heart, or will Derek’s wit and wisdom win her back?  https://amzn.to/3QHNnL9 Until next time… Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances “Turning Life Into Comedy” E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com Website and sign up for the newsletter: http://janettafudgemessmer.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/janetta.fudge.messmer Twitter: https://twitter.com/nettiefudge

 

MORE MAGGIE STORIES (And $10 well spent!!!)   I snapped the above selfie as we traveled back to Arizona. I believe our Boston Terrier/Jack Russel mix had an attitude that day and was saying, “Really, Mom. I have a window to look out of, and you’re bothering me.” She can be such a brat. HA!!! PAYING IT FORWARD: If I haven’t told you, I’m not a fan of LITTER. When I see it on the road, I want to pick it up. On this particular day in Coeur d’Alene, I spied a large piece of cardboard lying in the crosswalk as we pulled into the station for gas. While Ray filled the tank, I watched high schoolers as they came to the convenience store during their lunch hour. One young man carried what looked like the item I’d spotted on our way in. He then disposed of it in the trash can. I’m almost beside myself and rushed out of the RV to commend him for his act of service. Ray’s still pumping gas, and I asked my hubby, “Do you have $10?” He did, and I went into the store and located the boy. I tapped him on his shoulder and handed him the money. Then I said, “I saw that you picked up the trash and threw it away. Thank you for doing that.” He gave me a huge smile and thanked me for the money. Before I left, I asked him his name. He said, “Justin.” He made me proud and renewed my faith in the generation coming up. I hope his friends didn’t give him too much trouble because a gray-haired lady (me) accosted him at Maverick. It felt great to ‘pay it forward.’   WRITING NEWS: Here’s another error that I’m glad didn’t make it into the final draft of my book. I scratched my head when I came across it, wondering why my brain and fingers disconnect at times. It does make for a touch of humor when I run into them. And I changed ‘flood’ to ‘floor.’ HA!   MORE WRITING NEWS: In my work in progress, I’m tackling the repetitive words I used in my first draft. Remember, I write by the seat of my pants. OH, MY GOODNESS!!! Here’s a short list of the vocabulary I overuse - think, that, glanced, stared, all words with ‘thing’ in them, and grin. The good news – I’ll be done with the pesky process by mid-week.   FINAL PIECE OF WRITING NEWS: I’m getting ready to attend a writer’s conference the end of September. It’s my first one in a long time, and I’m excited. Ray will drop me off at the hotel in Phoenix, and I’m off to fill my brain with writing information. I’d appreciate your prayers.     We spent three weeks in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, and it wasn’t enough time to see everything. If you’ve never visited there, make plans to do so. The lake, mountains, and friendly folks will have you questioning why it took you so long to get up there. The city is not paying me to promote it, but I have to tell you it’s worth seeing. We left our RV up there in storage, so we’re heading back up there in the spring once again. SEPTEMBER FUNNY: A few weeks ago, I took Maggie out for her morning stroll. About five minutes into our walk, I discovered I didn’t have a bag with me to pick up her poop. Normally, this would upset me, but not today. My ingenuity came to the rescue and cracked me up. I searched my pockets for a tissue…anything to help me be a good citizen. I glanced over to Maggie, and she was nosing a chip bag. Hum! That could work. I snatched it up and wondered how I’d get Exhibit A (poop) into Exhibit B (bag) when I needed it. We walked a little farther, and another piece of trash caught my eye—an empty flip-top cigarette box. Ah hah! A scoop. Maggie did her business, and the ‘scoop’ and chip bag worked without incident. Praise the Lord!!! I hurried back to the RV and told Ray, “MacGyver doesn’t hold a candle to what I just did.” Then I explained what had happened. We both had a good laugh.   Fall is in the air, so why don't you grab a book (preferably mine) and head to your porch? Pigtails and a Tool Belt (a Romantic Comedy) is ON SALE for .99 cents. https://amzn.to/3sa1KNP Until next time…     Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances “Turning Life Into Comedy” E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com Website and sign up for the newsletter: http://janettafudgemessmer.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/janetta.fudge.messmer Twitter: https://twitter.com/nettiefudge

   

WE FINALLY MOVED NORTH
(Book News, an oops, and a hint)

  
Most of you know I LOVE sunsets. So, I had to share the photo (see above) that I took at Lindsey Creek Winery outside of Lewiston, Idaho. I may have to use it as a future book cover. We’ll see, but it sure made me praise the Lord for the beauty He created.

As the title says, “We finally moved north.” And we’re enjoying the cooler temperatures with less A/C and more breezes coming in the opened windows. Last night, though, temps called for an extra blanket. I chuckled when we tucked it in, remembering the 100+ we’d left behind a week ago.
 

As you will see, I’m jumping around this month. I took these photos when we were still in the southern part of Idaho. A lady we met told us, “Oh, you have to go to Silver City. You’ll be on some dirt roads, but they aren’t bad.”

We headed up there and let me tell you – I’m glad we had a 4-wheel drive Jeep because we used it to get there. It’s an old mining town, and people still live there. The two buildings shouted for me to take their picture, so I did.
 

About a week ago, Ray’s computer acted up. He fixed it and moved on. The next day, I opened mine, and a black screen stared back at me. As a writer, that’s not a happy sight to see. Hubby worked on mine and got it working too.

Unfortunately, it didn’t last, and now I'm the proud owner of a new computer. Some of you might be asking, "Why the above photo?" I’m glad you asked. When you replace a 'puter (as I like to call it), it's stressful.

We worked on the project of moving information from one computer to the new one. I got quite flustered. No, on a scale of 1 to 10, I was at 1050. I kept saying to my hubby, “I don’t want to lose anything.”

As excessive amount of tears ran down my cheeks (yes, I was a big baby), Ray assured me that everything had moved to their rightful place and handed me my computer and mouse. I dried my tears and checked out everything. 

This is where the above photo comes into play. After I put my computer away, I decided to call my sister to tell her my woes. I got up and was halfway to the bedroom when I realized I was carrying my mouse, not my phone. I laughed and told Ray, "Please take a picture of me. My readers will get a kick out of it." And I hope you did!

PS: My hero (Ray) won an award for his patience that day, that’s for sure.

WRITING NEWS:
 

If you talk to any writer, they will tell you about boo-boos they’ve made in their manuscripts. Above is one of mine. I thought you’d enjoy seeing it. I’m glad it didn’t make it into the book. And I’d like to know how she talked with a mouthful of toothpaste. HA!!!
 

 

After reading this sign, I had to take a picture of it. I can see my character in Book #12 saying this exact thing. Am I dropping a hint of what the book is about? Stayed tuned for more clues in the coming months.
 

The final bit of writing news…Early Birds Adventures (a 5-book series) is ON SALE for $3.99 through August 31. https://amzn.to/47xzLbg

And, as always, thank you for reading my books and monthly newsletter!!!

Until next time…
 

Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances

“Turning Life Into Comedy”
E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com
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COMEDY TIMES THREE (and some writing news...finally!)    July is filled to the brim with funnies. As I’ve said before, “Comedy follows us around.” Here’s an example: After dinner a few nights ago, I cleaned up the dishes. For some strange reason, I looked at my Fitbit when I finished, and my heart rate read 127 bpm. WHAT? Just to let you know, this menial task does not excite me. But I thought I’d get my hubby’s input on the matter. His brilliant observation was, “Didn’t know you could get a workout washing dishes.” I didn’t either. HA!!!   2nd funny: For those who have read the third book in the Early Birds series (Girly Birds), know that the cover has a funkified VW bus on it. I've told Ray for years that I want one to travel around in. So, when I saw the above pictures, I had to share it. And since I’m getting older, I hope someday this pup will be parked next to my chair instead of a boring metal one. It would definitely brighten up my day and the lives of others who saw this crazy lady wheeling it around.   Here’s the 3rd and final funny: Some of you know that July 4th is our anniversary. This year we celebrated forty-three years. Some days, it feels like yesterday, and other times… Anyway, we ventured out to a couple of wineries to commemorate the day. First up, the Hoston Winery on Chicken Dinner Road (see above photo - it does exist). The name cracked us up, and I told Ray, “There has to be a story behind this crazy name.” And when we heard it, I knew I had to share it in my newsletter. Back in the 1930s, a woman named Laura Lamb invited the governor and his wife to their farm for dinner. Her hope was that she and her husband could convince him to fix their road, which was in poor condition. Rumor had it this lady was noted for her fried chicken, apple pie, and hot rolls. After dinner and before dessert, she mentioned the road condition to the governor. The story said that he hemmed hawed around about fixing the road. Laura said, “If you don’t agree, you don’t get a piece of my apple pie.” In turn, he said, “Laura, if you get that road graded and graveled, I’ll see it gets oiled.” She did her end of the deal, and then called the governor. The next day, they oiled the road. Laura went out to check the mail the next day, and someone had painted “Lamb’s Chicken Dinner Road” on the freshly paved road. They were in bright yellow letters. Rumor had it that school children chanted the name, and the name stuck. Side Note: The winery serves a variety of wines. A few are aptly named for the road: Chicken Dinner Red or Chicken Dinner White. And we’re happy to report that no chickens were used in the making of the tasty wine!!! WRITING NEWS – And it was a long time coming: I have to admit I’ve been in a writing slump for quite some time. Yes, I’ve shared ideas with you about Book #12, but each has fizzled out for some reason. HOWEVER, I have great news. As of today, I have 38,589 words in my latest book. WOOHOO!!! This idea has been swimming around in my head for years. The funny thing about it is, I wrote the book’s opening line five years ago and then put it away. Why, I’ll never know, but late last month, I opened the file, and the rest is history. Here is the short blurb. Please tell me what you think… Jessica Montgomery inherits her eccentric uncle's land. She's torn. Does she sell and go back to her interior design business? Or does she clean up the junkyard to see if Melvin left her something of value in the clutter? Oh, did she mention a mouse plays a part in the story? Jess hates mice. And the man who is close to stealing her heart is engaged. Can things get any worse? Yes, they can.  I love all of my books, but this one is becoming one of my favorites. I can’t give you a publication date yet, but I’ll keep you posted. And as always, thanks for reading my ramblings. Oh, before I forget, Rekindled for Christmas Eve and An Unexpected Christmas gift are .99 cents each. I hear, if you read a Christmas-themed book during July, the temps around you drops fifteen degrees. Enjoy!!! Rekindled for Christmas Eve: www.amazon.com/dp/B0BD8ZGMZ5 An Unexpected Christmas Gift:  www.amazon.com/dp/B0CL53W615     Until next time…   Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances “Turning Life Into Comedy” E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com Website and sign up for the newsletter: http://janettafudgemessmer.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/janetta.fudge.messmer Twitter: https://twitter.com/nettiefudge

 

HOW CAN I BE SO OLD?  (My 50th Class Reunion and much more!!!)    In my May newsletter, I told you we made a stop in Colorado. It also included my 50th Class Reunion in Colorado Springs. How is it possible that I'm that old?  In reality, I graduated from Herington, Kansas. But at our All-School Reunion last year in our hometown, a bunch of us decided we’d change locales. Shake it up a bit in our old age. Wink! Wink!   Moving on to the reunion, I must admit that I haven’t had so much fun a looooong time. And the turnout was amazing. As you can see, sixteen classmates attended the festivities and braved the COLD on top of Pikes Peak the first morning. Our spouses were busy taking lots of pictures to prove we were there.   After we recovered from the altitude on Pikes Peak, we ate and then ventured to the Garden of the Gods. Our first stop: the Balanced Rock (see above). I bet most of you have the same shot. We drove around the park, showing our friends Bruce and Diane. They’d never seen it before. I’m sad to say, our 50th Class Reunion came to a close, and we had to say goodbye. A fun time had by all…even the spouses said so. I’m left to wonder where the Class of ’74 will go on their next reunion…   (We included spouses in the farewell photo.) ON THE ROAD AGAIN!!! Below I've included assorted photos on our way through Utah and into Idaho (our final destination for the summer). I hope I don't bore you too much with all the pictures I share, but I say again, “We live in a beautiful country.”   (Me clowning around with a moose in Provo, UT) (Bridal Falls in Provo, Utah) (Craters of the Moon in Idaho. WOW!) (An interesting fact from the Idaho Potato Museum) (The amazing Idaho Falls falls)   That's all for now, but please share a photo from one of your class reunions or a special travel pic with me. I'd love to see either or both!!! MY WRITING NEWS:   God’s Grace in Our Grumbling is a 30-Day Devotional. You will learn the Lord is ready to rescue us from whatever life throws our way. He will give us grace when life causes us to grumble. I hope these stories change your heart, as they did mine.  https://amzn.to/47CExnE PS: Next month, I'll share more photos from our travels through Idaho. Aren't you excited? Until next time…   Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances “Turning Life Into Comedy” E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com Website and sign up for the newsletter: http://janettafudgemessmer.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/janetta.fudge.messmer Twitter: https://twitter.com/nettiefudge

UNEXPECTED HAPPENINGS  (OTRA to Colorado)    “Spring makes me want to sing!” I’m not sure who wrote this quote, but you DO NOT WANT ME TO SING. I’d have lots of subscribers opting out of my newsletter if I included audio of me doing that. HA!!!   As you know, I always have a story to tell you. This one includes an unexpected trip to Colorado. While there, the weather people predicted high winds for the area. Since they’d had the devastating fires a few years ago, the electric company turned off the gird to over 150,000 people. They didn’t want the chance of sparks from downed powerlines to start other fires.   And where we stayed while in Colorado was in the middle of the outage. And we made the best of the almost two-day shutdown. But as with any power outage – you can count of funnies happening. I’m sure you’ve done some of the same things. HA!!! 1) I put something in the microwave to heat it up. But when I pressed the buttons, it didn’t turn on. I finally realized that nothing was showing on the display. I turned around and Ray and our friends were staring at me. Yes, I’m fun to watch. 2) Someone mentioned later in the day that the Colorado Rockies were playing. Our friend said, “Let me go in and get the clock radio. Then we can listen to the ballgame…NOT! 3) The four of us are avid card players, and the lack of lighting didn’t stop us from playing. We got out candles, lanterns, and anything else that illuminated the area where we played. I thought maybe me and my partner would win under these darkened circumstances, but our losing streak continues.   Tell me a funny story about when the lights went out in your neighborhood…   I mentioned above that we were in Colorado for a while. And before I tell you the reason, I almost feel like I need to write out my hubby’s family tree to make this part clearer.   All I can say is a lot has gone on since my last newsletter. On March 17, our sister-in-law, Diana, passed away. She was married to Ray’s middle brother, Rich. It wasn’t totally unexpected, but it still surprised us. I do wish everyone could have met Diana then you would understand her sense of humor. Let me give you one example of her funniness:   We were on a girl’s weekend years ago. I’m probably in my mid-twenties. I ran out of money, for whatever reason, and I don’t have my checkbook. On our way down the mountain on I-70, Diana said, “Janetta, I’ll give you $50 if you moon the car that’s coming up on the right.”   For a nanosecond, I considered it. Then I looked over to the person sitting next to me, and it was our mother-in-law. I thanked Diana but declined her offer. I believe souls were saved that day when I didn’t share my wherewithals on a major highway. Thank you, Lord.   I still laugh whenever I remember that story, and I almost shared it at her memorial. But I didn’t. It’s our story. I hope it made you chuckle too. Oh, and I must say—her funeral was one for the record books. Not a dry eye in the house. The tears were from laughing at her antics.   Now, to the second part of why we were in Colorado – Ray’s oldest brother, Jim, passed away on April 1, two weeks and one day after Rich’s wife, Diana, died. Ray and I both said at this point, “You cannot make this stuff up. WOW!!!”   Again, I wish you had met my brother-in-law. Joseph James (Jim) Messmer, Sr. was my biggest cheerleader concerning my books. He loved the Lord and wasn’t afraid to share his faith with those he met.   His funeral fit the man. Tears fell, but everyone in the pews heard the gospel preached that day. My sister-in-law, Donna, sat at a table after the service and told me later, “People came up to me and shared how Jim impacted their lives. Some said they came to know Jesus because of him.”   That’s the testimony I want at the end of my days.   FYI: I didn’t share the above to depress you but to introduce you to two of the best family members God graced me with for over 43 years. Rest in peace Diana and Jim. You will be missed.   And please pray for our family. As we all know, grief is hard. But memories of our loved ones help carry us through. AMEN!!!     Yes, Pigtails and a Tool Belt is ON SALE for .99 cents until May 1. Hurry and get a copy before it’s too late. https://amzn.to/3sa1KNP   And if you missed last month’s newsletter, here it is. STRIKE A POSE - http://mailchi.mp/8d23354b834e/janettas-march-almost-springtime-newsletter-6720239     Until next time...   Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances “Turning Life Into Comedy” E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com Website and sign up for the newsletter: http://janettafudgemessmer.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/janetta.fudge.messmer Twitter: https://twitter.com/nettiefudge

   

STRIKE A POSE
(With friends and surprises!)

As I’m writing this newsletter, I can hear the song, Play That Funky Music White Boy. It’s not on the radio—it’s down at our grill a quarter of a mile from our park model. Glad I love the song because it’s LOUD!!!

 

What were some of your favorite songs from when you were growing up? (I share mine at the end).

 

Speaking of growing up. I’m on Facebook three years ago and I saw a post from Bruce (see photo above), who was a classmate of mine. He and his wife were heading to Mesa, Arizona.
 
I had no idea they came to Arizona in the winter. We got together with them countless times that year and those that followed. Earlier this year, they bought a park model in where we live.
 
The other lady in the photo is Kathy. She, too, was a classmate of ours. When I talked to her on her b-day this past January, I invited her and her hubby down to Arizona. Lo and behold, they took me up on the offer. WOOHOO!
 
The three of us got together (with our spouses). We called it a Mini 50^th Class Reunion. What makes this so extraordinary is the three of us went through kindergarten to senior year together.
 
Besides that, Bruce and I can boast that we were in the 1^st Baptist Church’s nursery together. And with Kathy and I – our moms were in the same room at the hospital, getting ready to have us. I was born on January 3, and she came on January 4. Still hard to believe!!!
 
Fun was had by all!!!
 
I’ll ask you another questions – Do you have a story about a longtime friend from school that you’re still in touch with? If you do, please share it with me.  
 

Speaking of friends, we met a couple in the park the first year we came here. A few weeks ago, they delivered the above cribbage board to us. It was a Just Because gift. Can I hear some oohs and aahs out there? Derek made this beautiful work of art.
 
When he handed it to me, he pointed out the dark line on the moose and said, “You just never know what the wood will look like when you cut into it.” Ray and I told him at the same time, “We think it’s perfect.”
 
Derek, a job well done!
 

This part may be more geared toward the women in the group, but men, if you’ve had a Glamour Shot done, I’d like to see yours too. This photo was mine from almost thirty years ago.
 
A friend and I went together to have it done. We had a blast. What we laughed the most at was when she dressed up in a Wonder Woman costume. I wish I could find it and put it on here. HA!!!
 
Please, if you’ve had a Glamour Shot done and can find the picture, send it to me. I'd love to see it.
 
WRITING NEWS: 
I’m over 7,000 words on my WIP (work in progress). YEAH!!! I’m having fun with Miss Bell’s Bounty of Benevolence. Can’t wait to get it into your hands later this year.
 

 

March Madness: Instead of naming this section what I did, I should have titled it – Maggie’s Madness. The photo is her NOT waiting patiently for her dinner. Reason for my delay: I was trying to get in some extra steps that day, and she was having none of it. “Mom, bring me my food. Now! HA!!!
  
Until next time…

PS: My other favorite songs from the 60s and 70s were from the Eagles, the Guess Who, Lobo, Bread, Barry Manilow, and countless others. Yes, our generation had the BEST music.
 
PSS: If you didn’t see February’s newsletter, here is the link: http://mailchi.mp/b22ac004eb78/janettas-february-x0x0-newsletter-6691387
 

Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances

“Turning Life Into Comedy”
E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com
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I’m beginning this month’s newsletter with ‘presents’ from me and my fellow Winged Publications authors. Starting February 12 and going through February 16 these books are FREE! FREE! FREE!!! Do you feel the LOVE! Grab yours before it’s too late. https://wingedpublications.com/free-promo-2024/
 
Other Writing News:
I told you last month that I’d share with you what my latest book is all about. Miss Bell’s Bounty of Benevolence is my working title for Book #12.
 
Friday afternoon, Rebecca Bell Conway retires from working on the light rail in Phoenix. Monday morning, she jumps back on the train with a new mission that the Lord has placed on her heart.
 
She’s going to show the people she meets on the train that they matter. Follow along with her antics as she gives gifts, plays matchmaker, and fills her new friends with hope that tomorrow will be a brighter day. And who knows – Becky may receive some bountiful blessing of her own.
 
February Funnies:
I’m teaching my ‘Tell Your Story’ Class again this year. Last week, I introduced myself (as I usually do for the newbies) then recapped what we’d talked about the previous week.
 
A lady in the front row raised her hand when I finished and said, “I think I’m in the wrong class. I wanted the Memory Class.”
 
Her statement cracked everyone up, including me. In a short while, we settled down and one of the students stated, “The Memory Class is next week.” Then I added, “You can stay for this one, if you’d like.”

She didn’t and announced as she headed to the door, “I’m an author of eleven books too.” Then she left. I looked at the class and said, “I don’t know how I’m going to top that one.”
 
I guess I must have done okay. No one else left the class.
 

 
You know from past newsletters around this time of year, I have to talk about the Kansas City Chiefs. They made it to the Super Bowl and won over the 49ers Sunday night.

I'll be honest with you; I am a little sad that Brock Purdy's team lost. But I'm glad I had the privilege to watch him share with the world how important his faith in God is. No doubt he will make a return trip (or two) to other Super Bowls. 
 
Until next time…
 
Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances

“Turning Life Into Comedy”
E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com
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2024 - A FRESH START (And some exciting news too!)   2024 is upon us, and it’s time to make a fresh start. But wait, I’m not ready to let go of Christmas yet. And this month, I had to share a few of the pictures I took when we visited the Zoo Lights at the Phoenix Zoo with friends in December. What a spectacular display of colored lights.     And during our evening stroll around the zoo, we walked by flamingos, alligators, and koalas. Each was lit up for the visitors to enjoy. I can’t imagine the hours it took to decorate for such an extravaganza.     In the last section of the zoo, we spied a live animal—one lone elephant. Off in the distance were some of the twinkling lights, but he didn’t seem interested in anything other than standing around. I felt sorry for him and hoped his friends would show up after we left.     Speaking of friends showing up, the Snowbird migration is in full swing in Arizona. Our pals have arrived, and it’s like old home week around the park. I’d add photos of our shenanigans, but I’ve been too busy having fun! Maybe next month.     Now for some exciting news! Yes, we’ve bought another place. This time, it’s at the park Ray works at. It’s our fifth season in here, and I can’t imagine going anywhere else. (FYI: We'll still RV in the spring and summer.)   And you know us, a FUNNY came along for the ride. We’d decided on the place and had signed the papers to buy it, but we wouldn’t take possession in a few days. Imagine our surprise when we took Maggie for a walk by our soon-to-be-home, and it was all lit up. I said to Ray, “Our park model is decorated.” The next day, we talked to the previous owner, and he said, “I went ahead and decorated but didn’t go too crazy. I wasn’t sure how much you wanted to take back down.”   People never cease to amaze me!!! This time, it was in a good way.   WRITING NEWS: I have more great news. I have an idea for my next book!!! Glory Hallelujah!!! I’ll tell you more about it in February, after I write the synopsis. I’m excited. Here’s a hint…a train is involved.   I’ll leave you with another funny. Ray and I attended his employee Christmas Party. They had a hors d’oeuvre table set up. After we put our stuff down, we went over and helped ourselves. As some of you know, I love anything to do with pasta. There, right in front of me, was a humongous bowl of bowtie pasta salad.   I took a generous helping and enjoyed it. Then I went up and got more. If you talked to my hubby, he’d tell you I had another dollop before the night was over. I wish I could include a sample here, but I can’t. You’ll have to take my word for it.   What happened next is not my normal M.O. But at the end of the evening, I went up to Ray’s boss and asked him, “Do you know who I can talk to about taking the rest of the pasta salad home? I’m sure I can find a baggy to put it in.”   Now, before you question my sanity, I was half joking, but the assistant to the big boss heard my request and said, “Take the whole thing ‘cause it’s going in the trash.” I did, and the only thing Ray said as we walked out, “You do surprise me sometimes.” That’s his nice way of saying, I’m a nut. HA!!!   Until next time…      Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances “Turning Life Into Comedy” E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com Website and sign up for the newsletter: http://janettafudgemessmer.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/janetta.fudge.messmer Twitter: https://twitter.com/nettiefudge