THIS MONTH MEANS MEANDERING 
(Slow and steady gets you to the finish line!)

 

 

We picked up our RV in Idaho, and we're officially back on the road again. Our first night, we stayed at the Elks, and I played trivia. The photo above states that I "ruled trivia this hour." The truth is, no one else played, and I had a little help with some of the questions. A fun night, for sure. And don't worry, I'm not giving up writing to do trivia.
 

(Photo near ski resort in Missoula, MT)

Moving on, as the title said, "This month means meandering." Next stop: Missoula, Montana. The main reason we went there was to ride the carousel (see below). I have to say we were the only adults riding it, but at the speed it traveled, a small child, if not strapped in, could become airborne. After the carousel stopped, Ray asked the attendant about the high rate of speed, and she said, "We're actually the second fastest. The one in New York is faster." WOW!

 

Onto Deer Lodge, MT - We clocked a whopping 81 miles in our RV that day. And when you don't have to be anywhere in a hurry, why not stop at the must-see places in town?  And we got quite the chuckle at the first place we landed (see photo below).
 

 

What makes this Little Library so funny is the location. It's in front of the Old Montana Prison Museum. I took a peek inside of it, and the laughter began. Here are a few titles where merriment sprang forth: 1) The Tie That Binds, 2) The Life She Wants, and 3) Once More with a .44 

I don't know about you, but I'm thinking #3 might be the reason a person was in the slammer. Below is a photo of the prison. The walls around it were quite impressive. And...
 

      

You know I never miss a chance to sit next to a cute fellow, even if he wore prison clothing. 

Onward to Cody, Wyoming, to visit a friend. Downtown, I found another dashing fellow by the name of Buffalo Bill Cody to cozy up to. Ray just stared at me as if to say, "She's making a spectacle of herself again.   
 

 

Two days later, we left Cody to head to South Dakota. I'm sure you've all heard the song "Blowin' In the Wind." In our case, winds on I-90 sidelined us for two days in Sheridan, Wyoming.

We'd never been to Sheridan, but we enjoyed our stay. The one place we visited was The Brinton Museum. It was filled with American Indian Art. After eating at their bistro and admiring the view out of their floor-to-ceiling window, I had to take a picture.
  

The wind died down, and we were on the road again.
 

And we landed in South Dakota, safe and sound. What would take normal travelers a few days to accomplish took us almost three weeks. And you know me well enough; I can't leave without telling you a funny.

May Funny:
One night, I mentioned to Ray that the Vatican had chosen a pope. Ray said, “That was quick.” We went back to our phones, then about fifteen minutes later, Ray said, “Looks like his wife got him tickets to a football game.” I looked over at him and said, “The pope is married?” Ray laughed, then said, “No, the guy we’re working for in South Dakota. I was looking at his FB page.” Yes, comedic moments are never too far from Ray and me!

 

I wanted to let you know that God's Grace in Our Grumbling is ON SALE for .99 cents the rest of this month. The link is: https://amzn.to/47CExnE

As always, I want to thank my faithful readers of my newsletter. I would also like to thank my new subscribers. All of you make my heart happy!!!

Until next time…

 

Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances

“Turning Life Into Comedy!”
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A SUPER-DUPER BOOK DEBUT (Thank you! And some other news!)   Before I say anything else, I want to thank everyone for your kind words concerning the release of my latest book, Mouse in Your Pocket, on April 2nd. If you purchased a copy - WOOHOO! Enjoy, and please leave a review on Amazon. I appreciate them so much.     Our pop-up camper is back in the news. You know, the one I told you about a few months ago. We decided to sell it. The reason: Too many what-ifs connected with taking it with us to Idaho and trying to get rid of it up there. We’re adventurers, but the logistics of it started to give me the hives. WHAT IF IT DIDN’T SELL? Thankfully, we sold the camper, which leaves us to motel it to retrieve our Class A. I’m positive there will be adventures to write about since Ray, Maggie, and I are involved. And after picking up the RV in Idaho, we’re headed to work at a campground in South Dakota (more stories from that in the coming months too).   While Ray’s brother and niece visited us, we took in the Desert Botanical Garden in Phoenix. The nighttime visit took our breath away. If you have a chance to visit a botanical garden, please do. As you can see, it's worth the trip. Oh, and we have a fabulous time with our family!   I had to share our interesting find from the other day. The LEGOLAND Discovery Center at the mall had these vignettes for visitors to enjoy. We came for a pair of shoes and found unique art. Go figure!   Have you ever stumbled across an interesting find in your travels? If you took a photo of it, please send it to me. I’d love to see it. WRITING NEWS: I can say Marketing has become my middle name since Mouse in Your Pocket was released. And you’ll be glad to know that I have an idea for Book #13. Ray and I will brainstorm the specifics on our journey to the Mount Rushmore State. APRIL FUNNY: Just so you know, I’m not a fan of sweet potato fries. So, imagine my surprise when an order of them came to the table I occupied with friends. The server said, “Ray ordered them for you.” I smiled and thought it strange, but I ate a few and offered the rest to my tablemates.   Later, when my hubby got home, I asked him about the fries. He started to laugh and said, “I ordered them for myself, but forgot to take off your table number. Patty, the server, didn’t have a clue, and I didn’t have the heart to tell her otherwise.”   http://amzn.to/3Y8v4RV   And for those who may not have seen the BIG NEWS I shared last month about Mouse in Your Pocket, the link above is for my latest book. It will be ON SALE for $1.99 through the end of April.   Until next time… Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances “Turning Life Into Comedy!” E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com Website and sign up for the newsletter: http://janettafudgemessmer.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/janetta.fudge.messmer Twitter: https://twitter.com/nettiefudge

   

MIYP IS DONE
(Yippee! Woohoo! Hallelujah!)

 

Yes, it’s true! Mouse in Your Pocket, my latest book, will be released on April 2. Imagine me jumping around like a crazy woman. Happy! Happy! Happy! And I don’t want to forget to tell you—the price of the e-book will be ON SALE for $1.99.
 
Drum roll, please. And to make you feel even more special. You’re the first to see the gorgeous cover. What do you think?
 

 
I love all my book covers, but this one stands out as one of my favorites. Since part of the story is true, I wanted to find a truck with a tree growing out of it. I thought it'd be impossible, but a company my publisher uses had the unique clipart. Praise the Lord!
 

 
The photo above is an actual picture of my uncle’s property. One of the first things we saw was the junk, but also the truck in front of his mobile home sprouting a tree or two. Priceless.
 
After Melvin passed away, my father inherited his property. As a family, we attempted to clean it up, but Dad eventually sold it. But the memory of what it could have been stayed with me, so I wrote this book. I think my uncle would have approved. Love you, Melvy!
 
If anyone had/has an uncle like mine, please tell me a story about him. You know I love to read them.
 
MARCH FUNNY:
A few weeks ago, I ventured down to listen to the band even though Ray was working.
During the fast songs, I danced with friends. Slow songs, I’d watch couples trip the light fantastic.
 
However, when the band played “Tennessee Whiskey,” I went up to the counter and asked Ray to join me for a quick dance. I could see he was busy, so I turned to walk back to my seat. But then I heard Deb, the assistant manager, say, “Ray, if you’re not going, I will.”
 
She walked from behind the bar, and we made our way to the dance floor.  Then she said, “Do you want me to lead, or do you want to?” I’m laughing so hard because she’s only five feet tall. I finally squeaked out, “I’ll lead.”
 
We danced for a minute, then Ray joined us. He tapped Deb on the shoulder and said, “Can I have this dance?” I expected her to leave, and Ray and I would dance. Oh no, not with my hubby. He started to dance with Deb and left me standing…but only for a moment. He came over to me, and we finished dancing; then we left the dance floor, chuckling at his shenanigans. He’s such a funny guy!
 

 
This month, Waltzing with a Grease Monkey is ON SALE for .99 cents. Here is the link: https://amzn.to/3QHNnL9
 
Until next time…

Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances

“Turning Life Into Comedy!”
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A MONTH FILLED WITH... (Cream cheese and a short story)   I'm start February off with a funny: Ray ran to the store for the ingredients for tortilla roll-ups for our football party we’d attend later that day. He came home and showed me the above photo. He reasoned, since the cream cheese needed to soften (sooner than later) for the roll-ups, he'd speed up the process by putting it into his phone holder. And once again, you'll never hear me say that my hubby isn’t resourceful. HA!!!   Oops, I forgot to mention I’m teaching Creative Writing classes again this year. That's me standing in front of my students. For those who are new to my newsletter, in the class I help people get started writing their memoirs (or whatever they’re interested in).   In the first class, I always give the students a list of prompts to help them get started. As an author, I know how hard it is to begin writing anything. A blank screen doesn’t scream, “Fill me with wonderful words.”   Prompts give me the push I need, and I hope they spark an idea with my students, as well.   Here are a few examples: Write a story about a Class Reunion. Write about a vacation gone wrong. What is the most important lesson you learned from a friend? Most injuries aren’t anything to laugh about. Tell about the funniest way you’ve been injured.   If you’re interested, I can send you the list of prompts. They’re sure to ignite your creative juices. Let me know.     For those who have been around me for a while know it’s impossible for me to not talk about my team going to the Super Bowl. It was anything but SUPER for my Kansas City Chiefs this year (insert sad face). But I have to congratulate the Philadelphia Eagles on an outstanding game. They deserved to win.   I have recovered from their loss, but the half-time show--that will take me a while to recuperate from. I do have a suggestion. Next year, if they have another rapper that they include Closed Caption. It'd help us follow along to know what the artist is singing about.     And for your viewing pleasure (you’ll have to have Facebook to see it), click on this link - https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18oCMWxX92/. You’ll find the halftime show…but with a different voice dubbed in. It’s quite entertaining.   https://amzn.to/3sa1KNP   Pigtails and a Tool Belt is ON SALE the month of February for .99 cents (e-book). Get your copy today!    And before I go, here is a short story I a few months ago. Hope you enjoy!   WHERE AM I?   As I scramble out of bed in the hotel, I bump into a wall. My nose catches the brunt of it. It’s then I notice the darkness. It fills every inch of the room. I raise my hand in front of my face and can’t see it. “What is going on?” Panic fills my five-foot-two-inch frame as I reach for the lamp on the side table. But my fingers smash into a cabinet. Confusion seeps in along with the fear. All I want to do is get away from whatever is going on. I rush to the end of the bed; then, it’s as if the floor gives way. Lurching forward, I face-plant into another hard surface. Feeling around on the wood, I find a knob. I pull on it, and the door opens. Even though my instinct tells me not to, I reach inside and touch items made of cloth. The urge to scream tries to overtake me, but I clamp my hand over my mouth. “I don’t want to alert anyone until I know where I am.” But everything is telling me I’m in my RV. But how is it possible? I parked it inside the closed-in garage a week ago in Idaho. I’m in Colorado visiting family, and we’re skiing at Breckinridge. “Linda, is this a joke? Because if it is, it’s not funny.” My sister didn’t answer, and all I know is I HAVE TO FIND MY PHONE. If this is my camper, it’ll be where I plug it in. I plead with the Lord, “Please, let it be on the counter so I can turn on the flashlight and find out if I’m crazy or not.” A dozen steps forward, I hit the sink cabinet with my hip. “And to my left is what I’m looking for.” My hand lands on it, and I push the side button. The front screen illuminates, but instead of me on the back of a 3-wheel trike, I’m standing at the foot of the Eifel Tower. “What is going on?” I turn on the flashlight and glance around. It’s not my hotel room. It’s my RV. But I see the marred place near the front door, fixed. I move the beam of light behind the TV, and it’s repaired. I open the bathroom door to see a brand-new shower door. “This has to be a dream, but I’m seeing it with my own eyes. Where am I?” I return to the living room and garner the courage to open the blind. The brightness makes me blink, and I fall back into my recliner. Its softness envelopes me, and I drift off to sleep. “Debbie, wake up. I saw you blink. Wake up.” I try to open my eyes, but they’re like they’re glued shut. Then I hear beeping, and a putrid smell almost makes me throw up. Finally, I open my eyes and say, “Where am I?” “You’re in the hospital. You skied into the side of an RV.”    Until next time…be kind!  Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances “Turning Life Into Comedy!” E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com Website and sign up for the newsletter: http://janettafudgemessmer.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/janetta.fudge.messmer Twitter: https://twitter.com/nettiefudge

 

(Can you guess what this is? See below!) 

HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEAR
(Two birthdays and more stories!)

  
Welcome, everyone, to 2025. So far, so good on my end. Just so you know, I’m partial to January. It’s my birthday month, and on the twenty-fourth, it’s Early Birds b-day. Nine years ago, Winged Publication published my FIRST book. Praise the Lord and pass the turtle soup.
 
How about I tell you some little-known facts about my first book:

• Early Birds is not my first book. Yes, it’s the first one published, but Chords of Love wins the prize for #1. I wrote it seven years before Early Birds. After it came out, I dusted off Chords of Love and published it in March 2017.
• I have the lyrics to On the Road Again by Willie Nelson in the book. Did you know you need to get the okay to use them in a book? Thankfully, I did. And after I paid Sony a chunk of change, I’m legal to use it.
• In the summer of 2015, I went to visit my mom and help her make the transition to the nursing home. While I’m there, I’m putting the final touches on Early Birds and asking my mother questions about her life, which I put in a book for my siblings. FYI: They love it.
• The Lord had been on this book journey, but He showed up big time after EB came out. I’m a newbie and wondered how I’d market it. One day it hit me. I could do a class to help other people tell their stories, just like my mom had shared hers. We contacted RV rallies and libraries (where we’d be traveling), and they loved the idea. These are the same classes I teach in Arizona and wherever we land in the summer. God is amazing!
• And the final fun fact. Even though I write comedy, and my intention is for people to laugh while reading my books, I want the Lord’s message to ring out from the pages of my books. Here is a review that touched my heart: A really good clean read – I really enjoyed this book and appreciate an author who will write a good Christian book. The story line is about the restoration of marriage and what God can do in your life when you try! You will enjoy the humor as well as the character!

 

 

https://amzn.to/47xzLbg

 

There you have the rest of the story. And before I forget: Early Birds Adventures (5-book series) is ON SALE this month for $1.99. And it has a NEW COVER! I love it! 

JANUARY FUNNY:
I can hear you asking, “Why is there a picture of tortillas in Janetta’s newsletter?” Because what happened with them is too funny not to share. Here’s the story: Ray and I were invited to a party, and the host warned us before we arrived that we’d play some games.
 
We arrived, and a few minutes later, our host brought out two bags of tortillas. Mike explained it was the latest TikTok sensation called Tortilla Slap. Two people played each round. Each would take a drink of water and hold it in their mouth. Then they’d do the rock, paper, scissors game.
 
Whoever won that part got to slap the other person with one of the tortillas. The goal was to get the person you were slapping to laugh and spit out the water they still held in their mouth. If they did, you had the victory!
 
We didn’t participate in the fun, but being a bystander entertained us enough. So, if you’re looking for a fun party game, give this one a try. I guarantee it will bring lots of laughs. You can thank me later. And if you do it, video it and send it to me.
 
Until next time…
 

PS: If you've read this far - the top picture is a hand-painted COOKIE. Can you believe it? Friends gave us two, and they were almost too pretty to eat. In the end, we succumbed. They were scrumptious. 

Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances

“Turning Life Into Comedy”
E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com
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2024 - WHERE HAVE YOU GONE? (But tons of memories were made!)   First off, I have to tell you our precious pooch, Maggie, is doing so much better. After a visit to the vet and getting medication, she's back to normal. Oh, and chicken and rice helped, as well. Thank you for your prayers.    It’s almost Christmas, and as you can see from the above photo, Ray and I are rather festive in our holiday t-shirts. We planned to find ugly sweaters on our trip to Goodwill, but when we saw these cute little numbers, we couldn’t resist them.   And while we shopped for our holly-jolly fare, I asked my sweet hubby, “How is it possible that it’s almost Christmas? Where has this year gone? Shouldn’t it be July 4th that we’re celebrating instead?”   Here are the highlights of my (and hubby's) year: The Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl. Will they do it again? I read sixteen books this year. WOW! Top pick: A Million Little Choices by Tamera Alexander – (Hint: the central theme is how the couple handles infidelity). Ray’s cousin in Florida found out that she is cancer-free. Fun time at my 50th Class reunion this summer. Have I really been out of school that long??? Losing two family members and three close friends this year has taught me that life is precious. Make the call, visit, or write a note to someone that pops into your head. Tomorrow may be too late. Last but not least, I have to give a SHOUTOUT to you, my faithful newsletter readers. I love the notes you send me. Thank you for being so loyal each and every month. Wishing you and your family have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS and a Happy New Year!!! December bargain – Rekindled for Christmas Eve - .99 cents through Dec. 31st!    www.amazon.com/dp/B0BD8ZGMZ5 "For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord." Luke 2:11 (KJV) Until next time...   ONE LAST FUNNY FOR 2024: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co-uk3fvneY&authuser=0 Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances “Turning Life Into Comedy” E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com Website and sign up for the newsletter: http://janettafudgemessmer.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/janetta.fudge.messmer Twitter: https://twitter.com/nettiefudge

   

 

EXPANDING MY COMFORT ZONE

(And I lived to tell you about it!)

 
As any of you know, owning a pet is fun and sometimes unpredictable. Right now, Maggie is under the weather. We’re feeding her chicken and rice, but if that formula doesn’t work, we’ll be visiting a vet. Please pray for our precious pooch.
 

 

I’m not going to mention how many days until Christmas, but November is zooming by. Since most of us are running around getting ready for Thanksgiving, I’ve decided to make my offering shorter this month.

WRITING NEWS:
I wrote “THE END” a few days ago on Mouse in Your Pocket. The last chapter took FOREVER. I’m not complaining because my aim is to give my readers a satisfying ending, but I learned a valuable lesson this time.

Don’t, and I repeat, don’t brainstorm with your hubby (or anyone) when you’ve already written 4000+ words on said chapter. When Ray suggested, “It has to be short and sweet,” those seven words changed how I wanted the story to end.

But don’t worry, the 4000+ words are in an Extra Word file. Maybe I’ll use them in a future book. But for now, I’m editing Mouse in Your Pocket and getting it ready to send to my editors. That’s when I find out if it makes sense.

DECEMBER FUNNY (times two):
Since I was using the word fiancé in my newest book, I wanted to make sure I spelled it right. Off to Google, I went. I spoke the word into my phone, and the next thing I hear is, “Beyonce is an American singer and songwriter…”

No, Google, that is not what I asked for. I chuckled and tried again. This time, I got the answer. And if you’re wondering, the spelling for a man is fiancé, and for a woman, it is fiancée.

SECOND FUNNY:
On November 7, I jumped completely out of my comfort zone. But it actually started the week before when I saw an ad for an Improv night at a comedy club in our area. For some strange reason, I said, “Sure, why not.”

I clicked to get tickets. However, the closer the date got, I almost chickened out. I even hoped (and I’m kidding) that there’d be riots in the street because of the election results so that we couldn’t go.

There wasn’t (thank You, Lord), and we went. I have to say that seven-and-a-half years in Toastmasters helped me. During the show, the audience would shout out a word to those of us on stage, and we’d take it from there. I appreciated that the person running it said, “Keep it clean.”

Will I do it again? YOU BET. I had a blast. And who doesn’t need to laugh and/or take a trip out of their comfort zone? I didn’t die, and you won’t either. Next time, though, I’ll have Ray snap some pictures of me making a fool of myself.

I’ll end with fruitcake. You either love or hate it. As you can see, our family enjoys them over the holidays. We spied that WinCo had them the other day, so we bought one. That night (see above photo), we devoured a sizeable piece. And two days later, we went back to the store, bought two more, and froze them. I always say, “Be prepared.”

We’re not sure what we’re doing for Thanksgiving this year, but I pray you and your family have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING and count your many blessings from 2024!

What is a favorite Thanksgiving tradition of yours?

Another of my books is ON SALE for .99 cents: 
 

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CL53W615

Until next time…

Janetta Fudge Messmer - Author of Christian Comedy/Romances

“Turning Life Into Comedy”
E-mail: janettafudgemessmer@gmail.com
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